World’s funniest joke…
It’s official. Scientists have found the world’s funniest joke after years of research. The British Association for the Advancement of Science announced today that they had found it.
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“Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “Ok, now what?”
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Not bad…I preferred one of the runner-ups. But, being a Texan, I would.
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TEXAN: “Where are you from?”
HARVARD GRAD: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
TEXAN: “OK — where are you from, jackass?”
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Where do I apply for this job?