Not Necessarily Interesting News

Dannii Minogue, sister to 80’s one-hit wonder Kylie Minogue, has released a new album. One of the track is a ballad to her vibrator. Yes, you read that right. She wrote a song about a tool for self pleasure. Apparently she recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend and has gotten a new love. I’m sure her parents are so proud.

Kipling said it best:

We have fed our sea for a thousand years
And she calls us, still unfed,…….
We have strawed our best to the weed’s unrest,
To the shark and the sheering gull.
If blood be the price of admirlty,
Lord God, we ha’ paid in full!
“Song of the Dead”
Rudyard Kipling