More eBay madness…

3:35 pm on Wednesday, April 30, 2003

eBayer andy46477 leaves the most interesting feedback.

Folks with too much time…

3:31 pm on Wednesday, April 30, 2003

Looks like some students at MIT have created a game meant to get pissed at. Yes, it turns your boring urinal into a video game. They programmed a version of Whack-a-mole to go with it.

I guess this’d be good for training young boys to hit the toilet.

Free Ice Cream!

3:21 pm on Wednesday, April 30, 2003

Baskin Robbins is doing its yearlyFree Scoop Night tonght. Get your free ice cream while it lasts.

Baskin Robbins is okay. I very much prefer Amy’s Ice Cream here in Austin. Where else can you get beer or my current favorite, Tuaca Apple Cinnamon, flavored ice cream?

How big was that?

9:48 am on Monday, April 28, 2003

Ever wondered how big something was in comparison to something else? Well, the 1 Pixel per meter website will show you. How big if the Stay Puft Marshmallow man compared to Godzilla? How about the Starship Enterprise next to the Japanese Battleship Yamato? It’s there.

My boner is Screaming Hello

2:05 pm on Friday, April 25, 2003

In my hometown of Austin there is a group of folks that like to run around changing the wording of billboards. There are some really funny ones they’ve done. I’ve got one of these near my house that’s begging for this. I might have a little Friday night fun.

When eBayers take speed…

10:48 am on Friday, April 25, 2003

The eBayer who posted this auction might want to lay off the coffee a bit. Maybe a switch to decaf is in order.

Geez, they spent more time typing that in than the auction lasted.

Dixie Chicks nekid? ho-hum…

10:07 am on Friday, April 25, 2003

Nekid Dixie ChicksIn yet another attempt to fix a career their lead singer damaged, the Dixie Chicks are posing nude on the next cover of Entertainment Weekly. Good try girls. I think it’s gonna take a lot more than pics of you nekid to get folks to forget what you said. I’m kinda sick of their whining about boycotts and such. Yes, you do have the right to say whatever you want. No, you do not have the right to be free of the consequences of your actions. Deal with it. I’d have more respect for you if you’d not try to apologize. If you have a belief, stand behind it. Don’t go all wishy-washy when you find out it’ll affect your pocketbook. I’ve refused good paying jobs because I think employer drug-testing is wrong. I have a belief, I stand behind it.

I wonder how many hours of airbrushing went into that photo.

Learning the hard way…

9:16 am on Tuesday, April 22, 2003

In a follow up to the story I wrote about in, “Was Amanda Huginkiss Around?”, the duped reporter that filed the original story that mentions one Heywood Jablome tells about the fallout from his little gaff. A very funny piece.

Anita Bath could not be reached for comment.

Yeah, it’s old news, so what…

4:29 pm on Monday, April 21, 2003

I know it’s old news. Deal with it.

For April 15, a.k.a. Tax Day, a.k.a.
Buy a gun for (in spite) of Michael Moore yours truly bought a new toy. A shiny Glock 31 in .357Sig. It’ll go well with some of my other toys like my Kimber .45 and the evil Bushmaster AR-15.

Thank you, Michael for the motivation to pick up a new weapon.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out…

4:09 pm on Monday, April 21, 2003

This editorial on SFGate.com, the online edition of the SF Chronicle, argues for the SF Bay Area to seceed from the union. I say go. Have fun. No big loss to the rest of the country.

I lived there for 5 years and was happy to get the hell out.

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