A nifty little device made by a company called Audi-oh packs a ‘silver bullet’ vibrator with a microphone. It turns environmental sounds into pleasurable vibrations. It can be hidden under clothes for heading out to dance clubs.
The best customer comment is “My wife doesn’t complain about my band practicing in the house any more! You guys rock!”
A Conneticut company, Herobuilders.com has come out with a new doll of the Iraqi (Dis)Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf. He is known for such one-liners as “My feelings – as usual – we will slaughter them all”, “We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead”, and “our initial assessment is that they will all die”.
You can see more of his great quotes at http://www.WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com.
A fat man is Suing McDonald’s because they didn’t hire him. He claims he was discriminated against because he’s over 400 pounds.
I mean, jeez, why not hire him? He’s evidentally familiar around fastfood. I wonder if they’ll need this to take him to the hospital when he has his coronary.
I’m in the market for a new cell phone and was looking around at different models. I really like the features of the new Nokia 3650 and my provider has a decent $150 rebate on it. It has all the bells and whistles including a built-in camera.
While doing research on the phone I came across this video. According to snopes, it isn’t real. It’s still funny as hell though.
Charleston.Net , the website for The Post and Courier in South Carolina, has a story about protests against the Masters Golf Tournament. The protests themselves are an excersize in stupidity but the news story is great. You’ll need to scroll down to the paragraph that starts “Throughout the morning”. You’ll note that police escorted away one Heywood Jablome.
I wonder if he knows where to find Pat McGroyn.
There’s an article about Sex in an MRI Scanner at health.com. Talks about the internal workings of women to accomodate a penis.
That’s tough work. Geting paid to watch people have sex. Where do I sign up?
Discover Current Issue has a story about a new invention that can turn turkey guts, or alot of things for that matter, into oil. They estimate they could generate 4 billion barrels a year that way.
Cool. They just need to hook up with these guys.
There’s a story on Yahoo news about some chicken farmers who fed 30,000 live chickens through a woodchipper. I thought this was hilarious in its own right. Then I read further. The chicken farm that did this was in Escondido, CA, the town where my wife grew up and I met her. The chicken farm was literally right down the street from her house. As a kid she used to walk down to get fresh eggs.
Man, I hope they got video of this.