Are German men this whipped?
A german inventor has come up with a device that yells at men who lift the lid to piss. It tells them they are definitely not going to pee standing up. Um, can’t German men figure out how to disable this? Apparently 1.6 million German women are stupid enough to think men are going to go to the trouble to sit to pee like little girls. They are just going to leave the seat down and piss standing up like real men which will make the women even more mad when they get a nice wet spot to sit in.
I personally have no problem hitting a toilet as my wife will attest. If she did try to install such a stupid thing I’d piss on it with my perfect aim.
Update: Ok, so German toilets are different than ours so this almost makes sense. I talked to someone who has spent time in Germany and he said their toilets are disgusting because of the smell.
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