Smokers suck…
Okay, I support your right to pollute your body with smoke. Fine, go right ahead. I’d be a bad libertarian if I didn’t support your right to do with your body as you like. I also think that it should be a business owners’ decision on whether to allow smoking in their bar. It’s their bar and business, they should be able to determine what clientelle they want. I personally hate the smell of smoke in my clothes and rarely go to bars because of it.
My problem with smokers is that they all seem to think littering is okay. I have yet to encounter a smoker who seems to know what their ashtray is for. If you’re a smoker and claim you don’t do that I say you’re a liar or so far the exception to the rule it doesn’t count. Click on the picture above. This is just one intersection near my home. They all look like that. See what I mean?
‘Oh, it’s just one little butt. It won’t make a difference.’ Look at what the roads look like when several thousand smokers all say that. I’m sick of seeing your shit on the side of the road. Stop it! Use your Gawd-damned ashtray. Eat the butt if you don’t have one. Cleaning out your ashtray may be no fun but it’s even worse subjecting us to your trash.
‘The rain will wash it away.’ Bullshit. That much trash is going nowhere when it’s under an overpass like that. Anyways, where do you think those storm drains lead? To the magic cigarette butt fairy? They end up in our rivers and lakes where my family and I swim. It’s always nice to go swimming in a ashtray.
When your smoking starts to affect me, then I have a problem. Seeing this shit on the side of the road and in our lakes pisses me off.
In closing, Use your fucking ashtray, you assholes!